Follow the Donkey

Last updated: 1 July 2025

7. Donkey railroad by Addy

i’m a donkey and i’m wonky
only when i ride the train
i eee and orr
until passengers’ ears are sore

i wail because i’m on bail
for causing distress on this train
i ride along from morning dawn
to evening when i eat the lawn

when i’m caught by a cop
i realise charges won’t drop

no more train